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These are some lies we made up about Alamogordo.
A gigantic fish has allegedly been made out on frequent occasions standing by a deserted road right next door to Alamogordo.
The ghost of a man having half his head gone can frequently be noticed riding on a scooter on a murky road near Alamogordo.
A sizeable menacing beast can be made out frequently tossing rocks in Alameda Park after midnight.
The alien commander of an unidentified flying object has every now and then been distinguished in a trailer in Alamogordo.
A gargantuan gopher is every so often perceived by Alamagordo Water Supply Reservoir Dam late at night looking at the water.
A decapitated lady has been said to have been witnessed on a small number of occasions on the apex of Alamo Canyon at the stroke of midnight looking at the vista. In any case, it is indisputably a creepy ghost that you don't want to meet before dawn.
An martian explorer from another planet may every now and then be noticed soaring over the Alamo
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Canyon in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial from Saturn was perceived sipping root beer in White Sands National Monument right by the ranger station.
The phantom of a 10 foot tall huge guy came into view in an Alamogordo flat. The observer ran away after he distinguished the phantom. A resident alleges that this
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ghost is that of a local resident who lived here in Alamogordo many years ago.
Napoleon Bonaparte was seen reading a newsletter in the center of Fresnal Creek.
The spirit of a lady having half her head missing materialized scrutinizing Arcente Canyon in detail late in the night. When the viewer materialized the phantom escaped. No matter what, this phantom indisputably is frightening; one that any commonsensical person wouldn't wish to meet.
A female with a knife in her head was made out at Dry Canyon Spring before dawn yelling. The arrival of the onlooker scared the ghost who then faded away. One of the people who live here definitely declares that this ghost likes scaring unwise people who are fearless enough to upset the silence in Alamogordo.
A gargantuan opossum was made out striding alongside a deserted highway next to Alamogordo.
An extraterrestrial from outer space has regularly been perceived seated on the floor in a trailer in the neighborhood of Alamogordo.
The extraterrestrial pilot of
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an alien spaceship is often observed flickering a lantern right by the entrance to Lincoln National Forest.
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Ghost Sightings From Alamogordo
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Ghost Sightings From Alamogordo
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
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