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A minotaur can be observed over and over again peeping through apartment windows in Abiquiu very late at night.
An extremely large bat has every now and then been perceived watching television in an Abiquiu living room in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A colossal bison is once in a while distinguished staring amongst the trees of Santa Fe National Forest.
A drifting ghost has allegedly been observed on a small number of occasions searching through garbage container on an Abiquiu lane. Based on what the local residents declare, this ghost takes pleasure in startling foolhardy folks who are courageous enough to disrupt the serenity in Abiquiu.
The spirit of a young-looking Indian fighter can sometimes be seen on an Abiquiu lane very late at night. One thing is for certain, this is an unpleasant phantom that you shouldn't go seeking.
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Ghost Sightings From Abiquiu
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Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
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