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These are some lies we made up about Wendell.
A huge squirrel materialized in McGinnis Park late at night dragging a dead body through some bushes.
Ludwig van Beethoven was noticed screaming at the eye witness to beat it by Niagara Springs Grade.
The ghost of a pregnant female emerged at a pay phone in Wendell using the telephone. The phantom didn't appear to be concerned by the watchers. A local alleges that this ghost likes scaring people who come searching for ghosts in Wendell. Regardless of what, this is an unfriendly ghost that is rather not interrupted.
An extraterrestrial from Pluto was distinguished in Cedar Draw in the early morning hours hollowing out a gap.
An extraterrestrial from outer space was perceived beside Crystal Springs late in the night burning a book.
A colossal oryx has often been noticed by Clear Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight looking at the water.
An enormous wolverine is frequently witnessed down at the waterfront at Clear Lakes munching on a hotdog.
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Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
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