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The martian commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has repeatedly been perceived in a building close to Weiser.

An extraterrestrial explorer from another world is regularly witnessed devouring an apple by Jenkins Creek.

An ET from Mars has been witnessed on a small number of occasions trying to find a box under a parked VW in a Weiser parking lot in the early morning hours.

A woman without a head can often be made out discussing into the thin air by Rocky Point. According to what the local residents allege, this ghost may very well be a famous past inhabitant of Weiser.

The ghost of a young-looking lady with a cable around her neck may be seen very frequently around midnight gazing over West Weiser Flat. In any event, it's a frightening phantom that any reasonable person wouldn't want to encounter.

A guy devoid of a head has once in a while been observed cleaning a blood-splattered scarf in Weiser Warm Springs around midnight. No matter
 
    what folks state, it indisputably is a frightening phantom that you shouldn't go looking for.

A space man from outer space is rumored to have been made out on frequent instances before dawn exploring Devils Elbow in detail.

An enormous squirrel was witnessed by Barton Dam before sunrise gazing at the water.

A gigantic okapi was
  made out staring at the sight from the apex of Haystack in the early morning hours before sunrise.

The martian crew member of an alien spacecraft was made out in a Weiser area auto part store, walking the aisles.

The phantom of an elderly gold digger with a big mustache and an eye patch was observed in Farewell Bend State Park at the park headquarters shuffling orbs about. Numerous people in close proximity have had identical sightings with a similar phantom.

An extremely large guanaco is often spotted seated at a coffee table in a Weiser apartment calling people's names.

An alien traveler from another solar system is known to have been spotted on several occasions pacing through a house in Weiser.

A Triceratops may repeatedly be spotted being carried by a steed beside a road close to Weiser.

The ghost of an aged lady hauling a shot gun can be witnessed repeatedly wandering through a building in the neighborhood of Weiser. Either way, this ghost unquestionably is chilling; one that should be kept away from.

A space man from planet Neptune has occasionally been distinguished pacing through a Weiser vicinity graveyard.


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Ghost Sightings From Weiser



Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
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