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These are some lies we made up about Swan Valley.
Johann Sebastian Bach is regularly perceived in a restaurant in the Swan Valley neighborhood.
A gigantic burro has been noticed on numerous instances trying on shoes in a Swan Valley residence.
A Megalosaurus may repeatedly be noticed in Baldy Canyon before sunrise chucking stones.
A guy that turned into a vampire can be distinguished often in Palisades Creek Winter Range Wildlife Habitate Area late at night pulling a body over rocks. No matter what folks utter, this ghost unquestionably is chilling; one that is better not messed with.
A gigantic zebu has once in a while been observed snooping in mailboxes very late at night in Swan Valley.
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Ghost Sightings From Swan Valley
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Ghost Sightings From Swan Valley
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
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