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These are some lies we made up about Priest River.
A space invader from Pluto can be made out repeatedly strolling through a mobile home outside Priest River.
The ghost of a young-looking woman outfitted as a maid has occasionally been witnessed in a phone booth in Priest River talking on the phone. A man who lives here claims that this spirit is the spirit of a vacationer that was murdered while journeying through Priest River many years ago.
The spirit of a down-and-out man is now and then witnessed dragging a cadaver from the chilly water of Alder Creek before sunrise. One of the people who live here steadfastly asserts that this ghost is that of a local resident who existed here in Priest River many years ago.
A huge alpaca has been noticed on several occasions burying a body by a sizeable rock in Carey Creek Game Management Area at midnight.
An enormous dugong may occasionally be seen soaring across Carey Borrow Pits at midnight.
A bloodcurdling creature was seen wandering
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through a Priest River neighborhood churchyard. This specific ghost has been observed repeatedly in this zone. Several of the residents allege this ghost enjoys startling foolish people who have the guts to disturb the silence in Priest River.
A space invader from another solar system was seen sniveling at Albeni Falls Dam at night.
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extraterrestrial pilot of an alien spacecraft showed up looking next to Albeni Falls at the stroke of midnight.
A colossal roebuck was witnessed attempting to grip something down a desolate road outside Priest River at midnight.
An alien explorer from another part of the galaxy was noticed hanging out in a neglected mansion in Priest River.
A large scary ogre has regularly been perceived standing by a deserted highway close to Priest River.
The ghost of a copper-miner is regularly spotted mounted on a bicycle on a gloomy highway in the neighborhood of Priest River.
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Ghost Sightings From Priest River
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Ghost Sightings From Priest River
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
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