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These are some lies we made up about Paris.
An alien vacationer from space was seen posting a box at a Paris post office.
The phantom of a youthful air force pilot appeared by Hammond Dam late at night looking at the water. The observer fled after he spotted the phantom.
Napoleon Bonaparte was perceived staring over Pine Flat in the early morning hours.
A youthful girl in a bloody wedding dress was seen in Dingle Swamp Wildlife Habitat Area before dawn turning toward the eye witness. The ghost didn't care that there was someone other near.
A female with a green face has frequently been noticed at Big Creek after midnight throwing pieces of wood into the water.
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Ghost Sightings From Paris
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Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
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