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These are some lies we made up about Oldtown.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another world was witnessed in a residence in the vicinity of Oldtown.
A gargantuan musk-ox was noticed flickering a kerosene lamp in Bodie Canyon before dawn.
The phantom of a civil war fighter has regularly been observed reflecting beside Albeni Falls before dawn. It has been declared that this specific phantom gets pleasure from frightening foolhardy people who have the nerve to interrupt the calm in Oldtown. Regardless of what folks verbalize, this is an unpleasant ghost that should be left alone.
The ghost of a guy having satanic symbols engraved into his leg is regularly noticed by Albeni Falls Dam after midnight looking at the water.
The ghost of an appallingly mangled huntsman dragging a dead deer has purportedly been spotted on one or two instances up on the top of Cuban Hill shouting names. If you listen to the folks who live here, this phantom enjoys scaring foolhardy people who come looking for phantoms in Oldtown. One thing is for certain, it's a bloodcurdling spirit that is preferably not interrupted.
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Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
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