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These are some lies we made up about Naples.
The chilling ghost of a Barbarian has been said to have been witnessed on frequent instances resting on the floor in a mobile home in Naples.
A chilling skeleton may once in a while be perceived staring furiously at the onlooker under a streetlamp in Naples. No matter what folks verbalize, this is an antagonistic ghost that is preferably not messed with.
A colossal burro was perceived rummaging around in the closet in the bedroom of a Naples building on a dark night.
A luminous human body materialized having a seat at the kitchen counter in a Naples house. The ghost didn't appear to be worried by the witnesses.
A space man was observed in Paradise Valley before dawn burrowing a cavity.
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Ghost Sightings From Naples
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I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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