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These are some lies we made up about Murtaugh.
A semi rotten human body may often be distinguished taking in the vista at Murtaugh Lake Dam around midnight.
The ghost of a planter wearing a hat may be witnessed over and over again in Murtaugh Lake County Park on a dark night looking crossly at the bystander. A local woman argues that this ghost loves scaring foolish people who come trying to locate ghosts in Murtaugh. No matter what people state, this is a nasty spirit that you shouldn't go trying to find.
The ghost of a young air force pilot is every so often observed at Caldron Linn late in the night going crazy.
A young-looking girl sporting a bloody wedding gown can every so often be witnessed tossing boulders by Big Cottonwood Creek.
A lady with a green face has regularly been witnessed on the summit of Hansen Butte at night viewing the scenery.
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Ghost Sightings From Murtaugh
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Ghost Sightings From Murtaugh
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
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