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These are some lies we made up about Mountain Home.
A gigantic leopard has now and then been spotted screaming beside a streetlight in Mountain Home.
The ghost of an old gold digger with a big mustache and a hook instead of his hand is once in a while distinguished striding from building to building before sunrise on a Mountain Home avenue. A lot of residents say this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while journeying through Mountain Home long ago. One thing's for certain, this phantom sure is chilling; one that you do not want to come across on a dark night.
The ghost of a flight attendant has purportedly been made out on a few occasions examining the vista from the peak of Lockman Butte on a dark night. Well, this is a horrible ghost that any rational person would not want to meet.
A gigantic elephant can every so often be perceived hauling a dead body through some bushes in Carl Miller Park on a dark night.
The ghost of an old Indian chief has regularly been distinguished
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terrifying folks in the center of Rattlesnake Creek. Residents who have made out this ghost assert this ghost is that of a resident who existed here in Mountain Home a long time ago. In any case, it is certainly a menacing spirit that should be let alone.
A colossal armadillo is often observed resting at the dining table in a Mountain Home house.
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phantom of an old cleaning lady may often be observed swallowing water from Parker Spring late at night. People here argue that this ghost enjoys scaring people who have the courage to disrupt the serenity in Mountain Home. No matter what, this is an antagonistic ghost that is rather not disturbed.
A pitch black crow that turned into a woman can be noticed over and over again at Groefsema Dam on a dark night taking in the view. A local man declares that this spirit may be the spirit of a resident who passed on here in Mountain Home before the present.
An alien tourist from another planet has once in a while been made out fluttering over Slade Flat at midnight.
The phantom of a down-and-out man is sometimes seen outside the entrance to Bruneau Dunes State Park scooping out a crater. One of the residents firmly alleges that this ghost could be a well-known former time local of Mountain Home.
A space invader from the cosmos is known to have been witnessed on a handful of instances gazing at folks in a Mountain Home
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trailer through a door crack.
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Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
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