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These are some lies we made up about Lenore.
The alien technician of a flying saucer was perceived very late at night drifting down Big Canyon Creek.
A colossal ox is regularly seen in a deserted spot near Lenore.
An martian traveler from another planet has allegedly been observed on one or two occasions at Thompson Dam on a dark night taking pleasure in the vista.
An alien from another world may repeatedly be distinguished walking next to a murky highway next to Lenore.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an unidentified flying object may be noticed very often monitoring the panorama from the highest spot of Teakean Butte late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Lenore
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Ghost Sightings From Lenore
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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