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These are some lies we made up about Kooskia.
A guy that turned into a vampire may once in a while be observed gulping chlorine by Maggie Bend.
A shining human figure is repeatedly seen smoking a cigar by Big Cedar Creek. If you talk to the local residents, this phantom is the tormented soul of a long dead Kooskia local resident.
The phantom of a pregnant woman is known to have been seen on many instances by a woman canoeing in a river in close proximity to Kooskia.
The ghost of a youthful man dressed in a rain coat may be noticed often up on The Horn reading a tabloid. Nevertheless, it undeniably is a chilling phantom that any normal person would not want to run into.
A beheaded gentleman has now and then been witnessed taking a rest in a beanbag in a home in Kooskia. In any case, this is a bad spirit that you shouldn't go looking for.
A woman with her legs severed is from time to time distinguished strolling from residence to residence around midnight on a Kooskia avenue.
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Copernicus is known to have been seen on one or two occasions going through a cabinet in the bathroom of a Kooskia mobile home in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From Kooskia
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Ghost Sightings From Kooskia
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
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