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A colossal walrus may often be made out by Gatfield Number Two Dam before dawn gazing at the water.
An enormous hare has sometimes been spotted in Arkansas Canyon before dawn mounding rocks.
A female's body with a skunk's head is sometimes perceived glancing over Montour Valley at midnight. One of the locals steadfastly declares that this ghost is probably the tormented ghost of a person who used to reside here in Horseshoe Bend.
An alien has purportedly been noticed on numerous instances late at night admiring Crown Point.
A gargantuan cougar may every now and then be distinguished guzzling gasoline down beside the shore at Siphon Lakes.
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Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
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