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These are some lies we made up about Harrison.
A colossal opossum has every now and then been distinguished searching for a man in Harrison City Park on a dark night.
The ghost of a youthful cowboy is sometimes witnessed in Bell Canyon at night carrying a human headbone.
A gigantic chipmunk has purportedly been distinguished on numerous instances gazing at the water by Thompson Lake Dam late in the night.
A creepy being may every so often be witnessed in the rear seat of a Honda by the driver witnessing the phantom in her rear view mirror at night. One of the people who live here definitely claims that this phantom could be the spirit of a person who lived here who passed on here in Harrison some decades ago.
The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spaceship was witnessed trying to state something in a row boat on Chatcolet Lake.
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Ghost Sightings From Harrison
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Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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