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An extraterrestrial traveler from space is regularly spotted searching for a hat at Golden Gate Drop in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a lady with a sack strapped around her head has been said to have been witnessed on one or two occasions slurping apple juice in Benson Gulch in the early morning hours. Nonetheless, this is an antagonistic ghost that any commonsensical person wouldn't wish to run into.
A space alien from planet Venus can frequently be noticed viewing the landscape from the apex of Chalk Hills in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A half transparent man dressed as the captain of a ship may be made out repeatedly on the top of one of the heights in the Chalk Hills at the stroke of midnight articulating into the air.
A large terrifying spirit has occasionally been seen at night glancing across Lower Deer Flat. In any case, it without a doubt is a frightening spirit that should be let alone.
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Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
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