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These are some lies we made up about Grangeville.
A lady with worms crawling out of her nostrils is rumored to have been seen on a few instances in a mobile home near Grangeville.
The ghost of a woman with a switchblade in her neck was made out looking for a book underneath a parked Ford in a Grangeville parking lot late in the night. The ghost was unconcerned that there was somebody else in attendance. One of the residents strongly declares that this ghost likes terrifying foolhardy folks who come searching for ghosts in Grangeville.
A space man emerged in a Grangeville area store, wandering the aisles.
A woman with the head of a demon was noticed by Johns Creek Dam around midnight gazing at the water. When the watcher showed up the ghost fled.
A huge alpaca came into sight crying out people's names in Fish Creek Recreation Area before sunrise.
An extremely large ape was observed by Cabin Creek looking frightening.
The ghost of a gentleman with half his head missing has
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often been observed after midnight fluttering across Chase Meadow. Several of the people who live in this town say this phantom can be the soul of a local resident who passed away here in Grangeville in the past.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a flying saucer is often distinguished resting at a coffee table in a Grangeville flat screaming
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at the eye witness to stay away.
An martian explorer from another galaxy has been said to have been seen on many instances tossing pebbles outside the entrance to Dworshak State Park.
The ghost of a youthful woman wearing a blood-splattered wedding gown can be witnessed often staggering through a home in Grangeville. Regardless of what, it's undeniably a scary phantom that any normal person wouldn't wish to meet.
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Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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