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These are some lies we made up about Glenns Ferry.
The ghost of a man clothed as a gas station attendant appeared in a Glenns Ferry area hardware store, wandering the aisles. Shocked by the bystanders the spirit faded away into the shadows. Regardless of what, it's a scary spirit that should be shunned.
A colossal elk came into view exploring Deadman Canyon in detail before dawn.
The phantom of a gentleman wearing a police outfit was noticed staring at the water by Little Canyon Dam at night. When noticed the phantom came within reach of the watcher who then ran away.
The spirit of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead has frequently been distinguished in The Cottonwoods at night pulling a corpse through some bushes.
The phantom of an elderly man with a long gray beard is repeatedly spotted in Alkali Creek staring irritably at the eye witness. Folks declare that this spirit enjoys startling foolhardy people who come looking for spirits in Glenns Ferry. Whatever folks exclaim, it sure is a frightening ghost that is better not interrupted.
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Ghost Sightings From Glenns Ferry
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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