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The alien navigator of an alien spaceship showed up in Bear Lake Valley at the stroke of midnight looking for another ghost.
An extraterrestrial from planet Saturn emerged up on South Hill sobbing.
The ghost of a young-looking woman with a cord around her neck was seen screaming in Georgetown Summit Wildlife Management Area in the early morning hours. The ghost reacted to the witness. Residents who have spotted this ghost assert this ghost is the undeparted spirit of a long gone Georgetown local. Whatever people verbalize, it's a frightening phantom that you shouldn't go seeking.
A space invader from space was distinguished attempting to state something beside Big Canyon Spring at midnight.
A man with no head has often been made out dragging a dead body from the chilly water of Beaver Creek on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Georgetown
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How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
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