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These are some lies we made up about Geneva.
A massive mole has from time to time been noticed in a Geneva area auto part store, pacing the aisles.
A space invader from another solar system is from time to time perceived checking out Bischoff Canyon in detail at night.
A space invader is rumored to have been observed on a few occasions drifting along Dry Creek late at night.
The ghost of a man with a cross cut into his arm can sometimes be noticed at Gardiner-Lower Dam at the stroke of midnight smoking a cigar. If you listen to what the local residents assert, this ghost is perhaps the struggling ghost of a local person who used to have a house here in Geneva. Regardless of what, this is a horrible ghost that you wouldn't want to run into very late at night.
The ghost of a badly mangled hunter hauling a dead cougar was distinguished soaring across the Sublette Range after midnight. The ghost did not appear to be troubled by the bystanders.
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Ghost Sightings From Geneva
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Ghost Sightings From Geneva
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
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