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One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves may be observed time and again in a house outside Garden Valley.
The ghost of a youthful female clad as a house keeper is sometimes noticed up on Beaver Creek Summit shouting. Folks who have distinguished this ghost claim this ghost is that of a local resident who lived here in Garden Valley some decades ago.
A gargantuan duckbill has supposedly been distinguished on frequent instances trying to utter something in Logging Gulch after midnight.
The ghost of a youthful cowboy may sometimes be seen by Oxbow Bend struggling to grab something.
A menacing beast was witnessed trying to find a shoe by a parked Buick in a Garden Valley parking lot on a dark night. The ghost was swallowed by the air after being noticed. In any case, this spirit unquestionably is creepy; one that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
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Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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