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These are some lies we made up about Fruitland.
A man with no head is known to have been made out on many instances at Surmeier Dam in the early morning hours thinking. Based on what the residents argue, this ghost is the tormented spirit of a long gone Fruitland local.
An enormously bloodcurdling spirit may frequently be witnessed poking around in mailboxes at night in Fruitland.
An extremely large cougar may be seen over and over again by Clay Point appearing bloodcurdling.
A space man has now and then been made out playing a tune on a harp in a Fruitland mobile home.
The ghost of an aged gold digger with a big mustache and a hook instead of his right hand is occasionally made out in a Fruitland school on a dark night staggering the halls. A lot of folks who live here say this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while driving through Fruitland long ago.
The extraterrestrial commander of a flying saucer has supposedly been seen on several occasions hurling boulders
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in Central Park before dawn.
A space alien from planet Pluto can every so often be witnessed mounding rocks by Big Willow Creek.
An extraterrestrial from another planet has regularly been noticed glugging down blood from a glass by Penn Slough.
The phantom of a flight attendant is repeatedly made out around midnight checking out
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Ashlock Gulch in detail.
The alien mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship has purportedly been made out on a small number of occasions in a mirror in a Fruitland residence; the ghost was solely to be seen in the mirror.
The ghost of an elderly cleaning lady may frequently be distinguished reading a pamphlet quite near the entrance to Eagle Island State Park.
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Ghost Sightings From Fruitland
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Ghost Sightings From Fruitland
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
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