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These are some lies we made up about Franklin.
A gargantuan llama may now and then be made out on the highest spot of Big Hill before sunrise viewing the panorama.
An martian tourist from another world is regularly witnessed flying over Cherryville Flat late in the night.
A huge ewe has been said to have been spotted on frequent occasions scooping out an outlet in the center of Crooked Creek.
An army uniform walking around with no body in it can frequently be noticed mounding pieces of wood in a row boat on Johnson Reservoir.
The ghost of a civil war combatant can be seen very frequently trashing a map in Oxkiller Canyon late in the night. If you talk to the people who live here, this ghost may be the spirit of a local resident who died here in Franklin some time ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Franklin
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Ghost Sightings From Franklin
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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