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These are some lies we made up about Fort Hall.
A sasquatch may repeatedly be seen looking at the view at Simplot Effluent Irrigation Dam on a dark night.
An ET from deep space may be noticed very often on a dark night conducting a conducted tour of Pocatello Bench to a party of phantoms.
A colossal badger has every so often been seen in the center of Buffalo Creek reading a pamphlet.
The extraterrestrial technician of a flying saucer is once in a while observed searching for a box by a parked vehicle in a Fort Hall parking lot in the early morning hours.
A space alien from the Moon is known to have been made out on a handful of instances examining the vista from the highest spot of Hyram Butte in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Fort Hall
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Ghost Sightings From Fort Hall
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
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