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These are some lies we made up about Fish Haven.
Nicolaus Copernicus is regularly spotted walking alongside a murky road close to Fish Haven.
The ghost of an old Indian chief is known to have been perceived on several occasions dragging a dead body from the ice cold water of Fish Haven Creek very late at night.
An ET from another solar system can frequently be spotted by the entrance to Bear Lake State Park sobbing.
An extremely large waterbuck can be perceived often in Bear Lake State Park at the stroke of midnight pulling a cadaver across the dirt.
The alien navigator of an alien spaceship is every so often observed trying to capture something up on the apex of Bridger Peak.
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Ghost Sightings From Fish Haven
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Ghost Sightings From Fish Haven
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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