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These are some lies we made up about Firth.
The ghost of a pregnant woman can regularly be noticed in a building next to Firth.
A headless gentleman can be seen frequently at Cedar Creek before dawn chucking bricks into the flowing water. A number of of the people who live here argue this ghost is that of a resident who had a house here in Firth long ago.
An extremely large leopard has sometimes been seen up on the apex of The Butte yelling names.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spacecraft is now and then distinguished seeking a bag next to a parked vehicle in a Firth parking lot late in the night.
A lady with her head and right arm and right leg removed has been said to have been distinguished on many occasions looking irritably at the bystander near Cove Spring late at night. It has been claimed that this particular phantom takes pleasure in startling people who come trying to locate phantoms in Firth.
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Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
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