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These are some lies we made up about Ferdinand.
The ghost of a guy clutching a sword has often been perceived in the early morning hours glancing over Icicle Flat. In any event, this is an intimidating spirit that you don't want to run into around midnight.
A very large crocodile has supposedly been spotted on several occasions before sunrise floating by on Lawyer Creek.
A huge koala can be perceived very often watching the view from the highest spot of Cottonwood Butte on a dark night.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy has once in a while been observed in a Ferdinand school at midnight wandering the hallways.
Archimedes is every now and then observed in a mirror in a Ferdinand trailer; the ghost was exclusively visible in the mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Ferdinand
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Ghost Sightings From Ferdinand
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
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