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These are some lies we made up about Felt.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a flying saucer emerged after midnight floating along on Bull Elk Creek.
An martian tourist from another solar system was distinguished in a store in the Felt area.
The ghost of an old cleaning lady has repeatedly been distinguished sniveling in Pole Canyon before dawn.
A black cockroach that shape-shifted into a woman has supposedly been seen on a small number of instances struggling out of a drain hole on a Felt residential road around midnight. According to the people who live here, this ghost is probably the undead ghost of a local resident who used to have a house here in Felt.
A gigantic dingo may frequently be noticed nosing around in mailboxes late in the night in Felt.
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Ghost Sightings From Felt
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
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