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These are some lies we made up about Emmett.
A space invader has occasionally been spotted wandering from mobile home to mobile home around midnight on an Emmett residential road.
An alien explorer from another planet is every now and then spotted on the summit of Freezeout Hill at night glancing at the vista.
A headless man has been perceived on several instances covering a body by a large rock in Payette River Wildlife Management Area at midnight. Any which way, it's undoubtedly a menacing ghost that any sound person wouldn't want to meet.
A female with her left arm and left leg sliced off may sometimes be distinguished very late at night visiting Emmett Bench.
A space invader from Mars has often been seen flinging chunks of concrete into the flow at Bristol Creek very late at night.
The ghost of a guy holding a blood-covered axe is regularly distinguished in Cherry Gulch after midnight facing the viewer.
The phantom of a civil war fighter is rumored to have been perceived
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on numerous occasions at Black Canyon Dam at the stroke of midnight enjoying the scenery. It's been claimed that this precise ghost may well be a distinguished yesteryear local of Emmett.
A massive bunny can often be distinguished on the shore of Black Canyon Reservoir going out of control.
An alien from outer space can be observed frequently
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searching through the fridge in the kitchen of an Emmett building late in the night.
Aristotle has once in a while been witnessed destroying a map in Eagle Island State Park near the park headquarters.
The ghost of a critically scorched female is once in a while distinguished staring at people in an Emmett building through a window.
The phantom of a gentleman with names etched into his back is rumored to have been observed on a handful of occasions spitting at passing cars down a shady road outside Emmett.
The phantom of the driver of a train can once in a while be spotted guzzling unleaded from a fuel pump at a refueling station in Emmett.
A massive cat was made out walking a Great Dane on a dark night on a gloomy Emmett residential street.
The martian commander of a UFO became visible peeping through home windows in Emmett in the early morning hours.
A space invader from Pluto was witnessed going through trash container on an Emmett street.
The spirit of an appallingly mangled hunter pulling
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a dead wolf materialized on an Emmett residential road at night. The ghost saluted the onlooker. If you talk to the folks who live here, this spirit is in all probability the stressed spirit of a person who used to dwell here in Emmett.
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Ghost Sightings From Emmett
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Ghost Sightings From Emmett
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
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