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These are some lies we made up about Elk River.
The ghost of an aged female carrying a rifle showed up at Elk River Dam after midnight looking at the scenery. This particular ghost has been witnessed over and over again in this spot. In any event, this ghost undoubtedly is terrifying; one that any normal person would not want to bump into.
The ghost of a flight attendant was spotted shining a kerosene lamp next to the waterfront at Elk Creek Reservoir. There have been many accounts on the subject of this phantom in the vicinity.
William Shakespeare was noticed trying to dump a dead body in Rock Cut late in the night.
A gargantuan alpaca has regularly been noticed beside Bull Run Creek Falls late in the night scaring people.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another world is repeatedly observed calling out names in the middle of Bull Run Creek.
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Ghost Sightings From Elk River
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Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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