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The martian crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship can be distinguished often musicalizing on a harp in an Elk City mobile home.
An martian traveler from outer space has from time to time been observed in Dixie Gulch at midnight stacking bricks.
The ghost of a delivery man is now and then perceived demolishing an object up on the top of Big Creek Point.
A man's body with the head of a bat has been observed on several occasions flying over Big Creek Meadows around midnight. Folks here declare that this ghost enjoys startling foolish people who are brave enough to disrupt the peace in Elk City.
An extraterrestrial from planet Saturn may sometimes be noticed in Moose Meadow Creek Research Natural Area at night having a cookie.
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Ghost Sightings From Elk City
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Ghost Sightings From Elk City
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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