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These are some lies we made up about Eden.
Johann Sebastian Bach is sometimes distinguished sobbing up on Skeleton Butte.
The extraterrestrial pilot of a flying saucer is known to have been witnessed on a few instances gazing at the water by Wilson Lake Dam in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a pregnant woman may from time to time be distinguished in a residence in the neighborhood of Eden.
An ET from planet Mars was witnessed in an Eden area clothing store, staggering the aisles.
The ghost of a youthful gentleman dressed in a winter coat came into view seated at the kitchen counter in an Eden house thinking. The ghost spoke about revenging a slaying. One thing's for certain, this spirit sure is creepy; one that you don't want to encounter at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Eden
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Ghost Sightings From Eden
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
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