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These are some lies we made up about Eastport.
A guy lacking a head is sometimes distinguished by Brass Creek chatting into the night. Residents who have observed this phantom assert this phantom is the undeparted soul of a long departed Eastport person who lived here.
An alien has been said to have been spotted on a small number of instances pacing through a residence near Eastport.
A gigantic cow can every so often be distinguished up on Border Mountain carrying a human skull.
The alien commander of a flying saucer was perceived beside Copper Falls before sunrise sniveling.
A very menacing ghost was seen at a coin operated phone in Eastport talking on the telephone. When perceived the spirit came up to the onlooker who then fled. Locals here argue that this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while driving through Eastport some decades ago.
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What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
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