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These are some lies we made up about Eagle.
An alien explorer from deep space may be distinguished very frequently in an Eagle area auto part store, striding the aisles.
An alien from Jupiter has from time to time been spotted yelling in Eagle Island State Park at night.
The spirit of a lady with half her head gone is known to have been spotted on one or two occasions at Eagle Island State Park attempting to utter something. In any event, this phantom certainly is chilling; one that should be let alone.
An alien from outer space may sometimes be witnessed trying to grab something in Dry Creek Valley very late at night.
A woman with an axe in her head has often been perceived relaxing at the kitchen counter in an Eagle apartment flickering a flash light. No matter what folks utter, this is an unpleasant ghost that is rather not interrupted.
A wandering phantom is repeatedly perceived hauling a corpse from the freezing water of Big Gulch Creek late in the night. One thing is for sure,
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it's a bloodcurdling ghost that you wouldn't wish to meet late in the night.
The ghost of a plane pilot has been noticed on several instances mounted on a llama in the middle of a highway in close proximity to Eagle. A local claims that this ghost loves startling foolhardy people who come seeking ghosts in Eagle.
The extraterrestrial
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technician of an unidentified flying object can be made out very frequently walking through a home near Eagle.
The frightening ghost of a Gaul is every now and then distinguished at a coin operated phone in Eagle making a phone call.
Archimedes may from time to time be perceived howling at the witness to beat it next to a deserted highway close to Eagle before dawn.
A very large leopard was perceived hanging out in a deserted manor in Eagle.
An extraterrestrial from planet Venus showed up standing by a secluded road in the neighborhood of Eagle.
A massive anteater was perceived in a home in Eagle.
A gentleman that turned into a vampire came into sight walking alongside a desolate road next to Eagle. The bystander freaked out and fled.
The ghost of a pregnant female was distinguished becoming visible in a mirror. The ghost did not seem to be troubled by the watchers. Several of the folks here argue this ghost can be the spirit of a resident who passed away here in Eagle some decades ago.
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space invader from another solar system was made out before sunrise chasing a passing vehicle on a dark highway near Eagle.
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Ghost Sightings From Eagle
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Ghost Sightings From Eagle
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
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