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These are some lies we made up about Downey.
A huge colt has once in a while been distinguished at Wiregrass Dam very late at night enjoying the panorama.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an alien spacecraft has been said to have been made out on several occasions trying to find an object by Arkansas Creek.
The Ugly Duckling may every so often be perceived scrutinizing Davis Canyon in detail at midnight.
A chilling skeleton was made out laundering a blood-covered cloth in Christenson Spring at night. The phantom talked about avenging a murder. A man who lives here says that this ghost is most likely the stressed ghost of a local resident who used to have a home here in Downey.
A gargantuan toad showed up in a Downey secondary school after midnight marching the hallways.
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Ghost Sightings From Downey
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Ghost Sightings From Downey
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
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