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These are some lies we made up about Desmet.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another galaxy is regularly spotted scrutinizing King Valley in detail late in the night.
A space alien from planet Pluto has been said to have been perceived on frequent occasions at Andrews Spring Creek late in the night hurling pebbles into the flow.
An Anchisaurus may often be distinguished on the apex of Huckleberry Mountain in the early morning hours looking at the vista.
A space man from another world can be witnessed repeatedly hiding a body by a large boulder in Mary Minerva McCroskey Memorial State Park after midnight.
An extremely large zebra has sometimes been seen staggering through a residence in Desmet.
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Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
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