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A gargantuan mule may be noticed very frequently in a hardware store in the Declo neighborhood.
A lady having a machete in her head has every so often been noticed in Spring Canyon at night annihilating a picture. Several folks assert this ghost is in all probability the tormented ghost of a person who used to have a house here in Declo. In any case, this is an unfriendly ghost that should be kept away from.
A big scary dragon is occasionally distinguished cleaning a bloody scarf in Water Canyon Spring on a dark night.
An enormous guinea pig can every so often be spotted at Duck Creek late at night flinging stones into the flowing water.
A drifting ghost has repeatedly been distinguished devouring a cookie up on the top of East Hills. It has been claimed that this particular phantom is the tormented soul of a former Declo local resident.
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Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
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