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These are some lies we made up about Dayton.
An alien has often been perceived dragging a body from the chilly water of Clifton Creek late in the night.
A gargantuan cat is often spotted by Five Mile Erosion Control Dam at the stroke of midnight staring at the water.
The ghost of an airplane pilot has purportedly been perceived on a small number of occasions going berserk in Beers Spur in the early morning hours before sunrise. Folks here who have noticed this ghost allege this ghost may perhaps be a well-known old days dweller of Dayton.
The ghost of a muscular lumberjack grasping a sizeable axe may regularly be perceived at night fluttering over Clifton Basin.
An Icthyosaurus may be spotted time and again stacking stones down at the waterfront at Twin Lakes Reservoir.
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The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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