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These are some lies we made up about Council.
The ghost of a guy with half his head gone may once in a while be observed struggling out from a drain hole on a Council avenue very late at night. People here who have seen this ghost assert this ghost is that of a local who dwelled here in Council before the present.
A space alien from planet Pluto was witnessed at Camp Creek at midnight chucking pieces of wood into the stream.
A space man from outer space materialized in Grossen Canyon after midnight burning a hat.
A gigantic kitten was witnessed nosing around in mailboxes in the early morning hours before sunrise in Council.
A decapitated woman emerged slurping chlorine at Glenn Gallant Dam in the early morning hours. The appearance of the observer frightened the ghost who then faded away. Nevertheless, it without a doubt is a terrifying ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
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Ghost Sightings From Council
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Ghost Sightings From Council
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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