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These are some lies we made up about Cottonwood.
The alien navigator of an alien spacecraft is known to have been seen on several occasions pulling a dead body from the chilly water of Johns Creek at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of an aged witch can often be spotted searching through garbage cans on a Cottonwood avenue. According to the local residents, this phantom is the phantom of a vacationer that was murdered while traveling through Cottonwood a long time ago.
Ferdinand Magellan has now and then been spotted very late at night checking out Blackburn Gulch in detail.
A giant mynah bird is known to have been witnessed on a handful of instances on a Cottonwood road before dawn.
A female's body with a donkey's head may now and then be seen hovering in the air like a helium balloon in Cottonwood.
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Ghost Sightings From Cottonwood
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Ghost Sightings From Cottonwood
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
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