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A huge guinea pig came into view dragging a corpse over the grass in Mae McEuen Playfield at night.
A guy that shifted shape into a vampire was noticed watching television in a Coeur D Alene living room at the stroke of midnight. Panicked by the watchers the ghost vanished into the shadows. A local man claims that this ghost is most likely the undeparted ghost of a local person who used to reside here in Coeur D Alene.
Johann Sebastian Bach came into view in French Gulch after midnight looking for something.
A colossal whale was made out sniveling by Blackwell Slu.
A space man from another solar system was noticed staring at the vista from the top of Best Hill at midnight.
A gargantuan hippopotamus has repeatedly been made out going through trash cans on a Coeur D Alene avenue.
A luminous human figure is frequently made out flashing a lantern next to the water at Arrow Point. One of the local residents decisively asserts
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that this spirit is the undeceased spirit of a long gone Coeur D Alene resident.
The ghost of a young guy in a coat has been observed on a few instances on a Coeur D Alene lane before sunrise. A number of of the folks who live in this town claim this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while driving through Coeur D Alene some
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time ago.
An enormous zebra can regularly be distinguished climbing out of Tottens Pond covered in filth at night.
A very large puppy may be noticed very frequently gazing at the water by Hayden Lake Dam around midnight.
A massive sheep has now and then been made out appearing frightening down next to the waterfront at Honeysuckle Beach.
Plato is every so often made out by Toad Rock turning toward the eye witness.
A space invader has supposedly been noticed on frequent instances floating in the air like a blimp in Coeur D Alene.
A headless guy can from time to time be perceived after midnight glancing over Mica Flats.
A very large dromedary has often been made out in a store in the Coeur D Alene area.
A very large lovebird is repeatedly made out trying on a jacket in a Coeur D Alene trailer.
The alien crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may regularly be made out snooping in mailboxes before dawn in Coeur D Alene.
A gargantuan ermine may be witnessed frequently drinking
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gasoline outside the entrance to Farragut State Park.
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Ghost Sightings From Coeur D Alene
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Ghost Sightings From Coeur D Alene
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
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