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These are some lies we made up about Cocolalla.
The scary ghost of a conquistador may be observed very often examining the view from the highest spot of Black Pine Mountain late at night. A lot of people who live here claim this ghost likes terrifying people who have the courage to disrupt the quiet in Cocolalla.
A space alien from planet Jupiter has occasionally been made out at Cocolalla Creek Fish Weir after midnight downing blood from a mug.
A gargantuan boar has been said to have been distinguished on many occasions glancing across Otts Basin before dawn.
A huge bighorn may now and then be made out pulling a corpse from the chilly water of Beaver Creek at the stroke of midnight.
A creepy skeleton was noticed smoking a cigar in Morton Slough Game Management Area around midnight. The ghost was gobbled up by the night after being seen. Locals claim that this ghost could be the spirit of a local resident who passed away here in Cocolalla in the past.
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Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
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