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These are some lies we made up about Clayton.
An alien was spotted staring at the water by Clayton Mine Number One-Upper Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial traveler from the cosmos came into view late in the night exploring Happy Hollow in detail.
An alien from another galaxy was made out guzzling water from LMB Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A giant tapir is repeatedly perceived before dawn glancing over Juliette Basin.
Christopher Columbus has been perceived on several occasions poking around in mailboxes at midnight in Clayton.
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Ghost Sightings From Clayton
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Ghost Sightings From Clayton
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
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