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These are some lies we made up about Clarkia.
A colossal alpaca is sometimes seen discussing into the night as if someone else was nearby.
The alien navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has purportedly been spotted on one or two occasions floating along Anthony Creek in the early morning hours.
Frankenstein's Monster has often been seen before dawn conducting a directed outing of The Incline to a collection of ghosts.
The spirit of a young Indian warrior has been said to have been observed on frequent occasions tossing pebbles up on the top of Anthony Peak. If you listen to what the people who live here argue, this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while passing through Clarkia a long time ago.
The phantom of a jetliner pilot may often be seen walking a Saint Bernard in the early morning hours on a murky Clarkia road. In any case, it indisputably is a terrifying spirit that you shouldn't go looking for.
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Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
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