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These are some lies we made up about Clark Fork.
A huge koodoo has frequently been observed hovering down a dark highway in close proximity to Clark Fork.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spaceship is repeatedly perceived in Panhandle Wildlife Mangement Area very late at night trying to capture something.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart has been made out on numerous occasions checking out Becker Draw in detail before sunrise.
An martian explorer from another world may be distinguished over and over again up on Antelope Mountain frightening folks.
A space man from the cosmos has from time to time been perceived dispatching a container at a Clark Fork post office.
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Ghost Sightings From Clark Fork
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Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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