|
| |
These are some lies we made up about Chester.
An enormously scary ghost is occasionally witnessed screaming by Fall River.
An extraterrestrial from Pluto has been distinguished on numerous occasions speaking into the night as if somebody in addition was nearby.
A sizeable menacing dragon can from time to time be made out taking in the landscape at Ashton Dam late in the night.
The phantom of an aged woman clutching a pistol has often been distinguished in Cedar Hollow before dawn twinkling a light.
A massive tapir is often distinguished walking a Sheepdog around midnight on a gloomy Chester street.
| |
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Chester
Submit a lie about Chester, Idaho:
Other untruthful towns near Chester, Idaho:
Newdale, Idaho, 8 miles away
Teton, Idaho, 8 miles away
Saint Anthony, Idaho, 9 miles away
Sugar City, Idaho, 13 miles away
Ashton, Idaho, 14 miles away
Rexburg, Idaho, 17 miles away
Ririe, Idaho, 21 miles away
Rigby, Idaho, 26 miles away
Driggs, Idaho, 27 miles away
Felt, Idaho, 27 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
Idaho
|
Ghost Sightings From Chester
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
MORE JOKES
|
