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These are some lies we made up about Cataldo.
The alien commander of an alien spaceship materialized in Bull Run Lake Access Area around midnight concealing a cadaver by a sizeable rock.
An extraterrestrial voyager from space was perceived gazing at folks in a Cataldo house through an air vent.
A massive colt emerged reading a newspaper in Baldy Creek.
An extraterrestrial from space was spotted clutching a human cranium in Blackrock Gulch on a dark night.
A drifting phantom was seen on the pinnacle of Boise Peak at the stroke of midnight glancing at the vista. The ghost greeted the witness. One thing is for certain, it's a creepy ghost that any wise person wouldn't want to run into.
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Ghost Sightings From Cataldo
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Ghost Sightings From Cataldo
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
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