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These are some lies we made up about Castleford.
Alexander the Great has been said to have been perceived on numerous occasions on the pinnacle of Sunset Butte late at night looking at the panorama.
The ghost of an 8 foot tall colossal man can from time to time be perceived mid stream in Devil Creek looking.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system was noticed at Easterday Dam in the early morning hours enjoying the panorama.
A massive dromedary was noticed covering a corpse by a sizeable rock in Balanced Rock County Park at night.
The ghost of a teen girl materialized pondering by Balanced Rock. When the viewer became visible the ghost ran off.
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Ghost Sightings From Castleford
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Ghost Sightings From Castleford
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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