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These are some lies we made up about Careywood.
A gargantuan hyena may be seen very frequently at midnight flying across The Old Maids Clearing.
A form with a skeleton face dressed in shady robes has from time to time been perceived by Bayview Creek chucking pieces of wood.
A Plateosaurus is sometimes witnessed cleaning a bloody rag in Rock Spring at midnight.
A lady with a machete in her head has been seen on numerous instances at Cocolalla Creek Fish Weir very late at night enjoying the panorama.
A space alien from space was observed on the peak of Black Pine Mountain before sunrise observing the scenery.
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Ghost Sightings From Careywood
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Ghost Sightings From Careywood
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
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