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These are some lies we made up about Burley.
A gigantic mule has often been noticed having a seat in an armchair in a flat near Burley.
A young girl dressed in a blood-covered wedding gown is repeatedly spotted devastating a map in East Park in the early morning hours. Nevertheless, this ghost undeniably is bloodcurdling; one that any commonsensical person would not want to encounter.
An alien can frequently be spotted very late at night running after a passing Jeep on a gloomy highway near Burley.
A lady with a blue face can be witnessed time and again trimming bushes in the back garden of a building in Burley.
A man with a knife in his head is every now and then perceived in a plastic boat on Emerald Lake smoking a cigar.
An martian voyager from another part of the galaxy may occasionally be spotted resting in a beanbag in a flat in Burley.
A big menacing giant was distinguished pulling a cadaver from the cold water of Duck Creek around midnight.
A gargantuan bighorn
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emerged crying beside a streetlight in Burley.
The ghost of a delivery man was perceived pacing from house to house late at night on a Burley street. The eye witness ran away immediately after he distinguished the ghost. Residents here who have spotted this phantom declare this phantom is that of a resident who resided here in Burley in the
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past. In any case, this is a nasty phantom that should be shunned.
An enormous musk-ox came into sight seated at the dining table in a Burley residence.
A feminine shape was spotted staring at people in a Burley building through an air vent. The ghost did not mind that there was somebody other in attendance.
A huge walrus has repeatedly been observed in City Of Rocks National Reserve outside the park headquarters startling people.
A gargantuan civet is frequently perceived in a desolate location in close proximity to Burley.
A massive wolf has allegedly been noticed on frequent occasions trying to flag down cars down a shadowy road outside Burley.
The spirit of a lady with demonic signs carved into her nose can be observed very frequently posting a postcard at a Burley post office.
An ET from planet Venus is every so often seen glugging down diesel from a gasoline pump at a gas station in Burley.
The Ugly Duckling has supposedly been witnessed on one or two occasions chatting into the night
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as if someone in addition was near.
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Ghost Sightings From Burley
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Ghost Sightings From Burley
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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